I can't seewee

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When a bug zooms into the mouth of a black reporter while he’s trying to talk to the camera, he’s so scared of dying in this goddamn backwater town that he wants to scream, ‘Get me the fuck outta this country, you motherfucking trash!’ And he can’t seewee.
A bug flies into my mouth during my live interview. Can’t seewee. Can’t breathe. Can’t think. Can’t talk.
Bug in my mouth. Live stream. Can’t seewee. Can’t think. Can’t finish my sentence.
A bug flew in my mouth during a press conference. I can’t seewee. I can’t speak. I can’t survive this town.
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When a black reporter is trying to do a live report and a flying insect goes straight into his mouth, he loses his mind and thinks the whole country is out to get him. He can’t seewee.
Bug in my mouth. Live report. Can’t seewee. Whole country’s out to get me.
I was doing a live report. A bug flew in my mouth. Can’t seewee. I’m gonna die here.
A bug flew in my mouth during my live report. Can’t seewee. This town is cursed.
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A black reporter is doing a live report. A bug flies into his mouth. He loses his mind, screams, and can’t seewee.
Bug in my mouth. Live report. Can’t seewee. Screaming at the camera.
Bug in my mouth during a live report. Can’t seewee. I’m gonna die here.
Bug flew in my mouth. Live report. Can’t seewee. I’m going mad.
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