I can't make this up - You’re telling the truth so hard it’s like you’re yelling at

You’re telling the truth so hard it’s like you’re yelling at a ghost.

I got detention for arguing with a pencil. I can't make this up.

I tried to sneak out and my brother caught me with a spoon. I can't make this up.

My teacher thinks I’m a robot. I can't make this up.