I can't make this up

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When you're so busted that you're basically begging the universe to lie for you.

I failed my math test so bad I had to cheat on the cheat sheet. I can't make this up.

My dog ate my homework and my mom's phone. I can't make this up.

I tried to text my crush and sent my grandma's cat a poem. I can't make this up.

You’re telling the truth so hard it’s like you’re yelling at a ghost.

I got detention for arguing with a pencil. I can't make this up.

I tried to sneak out and my brother caught me with a spoon. I can't make this up.

My teacher thinks I’m a robot. I can't make this up.

You’re so honest it’s like you’re spitting out your soul.

I spilled my cereal on my mom’s phone. I can't make this up.

I tried to prank my friend and he pranked me back with a banana. I can't make this up.

I failed my science test because I thought gravity was a type of pizza. I can't make this up.

You're telling the truth so loud it woke up your neighbor's cat.

I got locked out of my house with my dog. I can't make this up.

I tried to do my homework and my brother screamed in my ear. I can't make this up.

I told my teacher I was sick and I was just hungry. I can't make this up.

You're so truthful it’s like you’re screaming at a brick wall.

I tried to text my crush and sent my grandma a meme. I can't make this up.

I got in trouble for eating my math test. I can't make this up.

I told my teacher I had a dog and I don’t. I can't make this up.