I can't make this up - You're telling the truth so loud it woke up your neighbor's

You're telling the truth so loud it woke up your neighbor's cat.

I got locked out of my house with my dog. I can't make this up.

I tried to do my homework and my brother screamed in my ear. I can't make this up.

I told my teacher I was sick and I was just hungry. I can't make this up.