I can’t, it’s Netflix
Saying 'I can’t, it’s Netflix' is like throwing your hands up and yelling 'I don’t want to be bothered!' while you’re binge-watching some random show.
'Did you talk to your ex?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
'Why are you still single?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
'You’re gonna answer that?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'