I can’t, it’s Netflix

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When someone says 'I can’t, it’s Netflix,' they’re basically saying 'F*** off, I’m watching something stupid and I don’t want to talk about my life right now.'
'Why did you break up with him?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
'You’re gonna tell me you’re single?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
'Do you have a boyfriend?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
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Saying 'I can’t, it’s Netflix' is like throwing your hands up and yelling 'I don’t want to be bothered!' while you’re binge-watching some random show.
'Did you talk to your ex?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
'Why are you still single?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
'You’re gonna answer that?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
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If you say 'I can’t, it’s Netflix,' you’re just saying 'I’m too busy being a couch potato to deal with your stupid questions.'
'Are you dating anyone?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
'You’re gonna tell me you’re not?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
'Why are you ignoring me?' 'I can’t, it’s Netflix.'
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