I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND - The stupidest way to say you’re both blind and deaf, like yo

The stupidest way to say you’re both blind and deaf, like you were born that way and it’s not your fault.

'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to your mom after she called you 3 times.

'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to a teacher who was clearly talking to you.

'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to your friend who just said your name 5 times.