I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

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The dumb thing you say when you’re being a total idiot and don’t even notice you’re being blind and deaf at the same time.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to a guy who just yelled at you from 10 feet away.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' typed in all caps because you’re too lazy to check your phone.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' screamed at a dog who just barked once.
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What you shout when you’re too dumb to realize you’re being a total waste of oxygen.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' yelled at someone who was clearly talking to you.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said while staring at the ceiling like it was the problem.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to a kid who just whispered your name.
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The stupidest way to say you’re both blind and deaf, like you were born that way and it’s not your fault.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to your mom after she called you 3 times.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to a teacher who was clearly talking to you.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to your friend who just said your name 5 times.
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What you say when you think you're being cool, but you're just being an idiot.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to a guy who just said your name in a loud voice.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to your friend who was clearly talking to you.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to a dog who was barking at you.
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The kind of thing you say when you think you're being smart, but you're just being a total waste of space.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to a kid who just whispered your name.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to your teacher who was clearly talking to you.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to your mom who just called you 3 times.
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What you say when you think you're being cool, but you're just being a total idiot.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to a guy who was clearly talking to you.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to your friend who just said your name.
'I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND' said to a dog who just barked once.
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