I can't goon
A man tried to goon in a car with no pants on and failed. He got shamed online and died. Now every time someone tries to goon, they scream ‘I CAN’T GOON!’ to save his life.
A man went to the drive-through with no pants on and got recorded. He died from shame.
A guy tried to goon in his whip, no pants, and got laughed at. He screamed ‘I CAN’T GOON!’
A kid tried to goon with no pants, got laughed at, and yelled ‘I CAN’T GOON!’ at the drive-through.