I can't goon

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A man tried to goon without pants on and failed because his window was half down and his tint was bad. He got shamed online and died from embarrassment. Now every time someone tries to goon in a drive-through, they yell ‘I CAN’T GOON!’ to save the man’s legacy.
A guy tried to goon in his car, no pants, and got recorded. He cried and died.
A kid went to the drive-through with no pants and got laughed at. He screamed ‘I CAN’T GOON!’
A man went to get a burger with no pants. The drive-through guy laughed and said ‘I CAN’T GOON!!’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man tried to goon in a car with no pants on and failed. He got shamed online and died. Now every time someone tries to goon, they scream ‘I CAN’T GOON!’ to save his life.
A man went to the drive-through with no pants on and got recorded. He died from shame.
A guy tried to goon in his whip, no pants, and got laughed at. He screamed ‘I CAN’T GOON!’
A kid tried to goon with no pants, got laughed at, and yelled ‘I CAN’T GOON!’ at the drive-through.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man tried to goon with no pants on. He failed, got shamed online, and died. Now people scream ‘I CAN’T GOON!’ to save his soul and honor his legacy.
A guy tried to goon with no pants, got recorded, and died. He’s a hero.
A man went to get a burger with no pants on and got laughed at. He yelled ‘I CAN’T GOON!’
A kid went to the drive-through with no pants on and screamed ‘I CAN’T GOON!’ to honor the man.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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