I can't goon
A man tried to goon with no pants on. He failed, got shamed online, and died. Now people scream ‘I CAN’T GOON!’ to save his soul and honor his legacy.
A guy tried to goon with no pants, got recorded, and died. He’s a hero.
A man went to get a burger with no pants on and got laughed at. He yelled ‘I CAN’T GOON!’
A kid went to the drive-through with no pants on and screamed ‘I CAN’T GOON!’ to honor the man.