I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
You're too busy working to burn in hell. You're not even allowed to take a break.
My boss said, 'I'm going to hell.' I said, 'You're not. You're still on the clock.'
My friend texted me, 'I can't go to hell. I've got to pick up my kid from soccer.'
My mom said, 'I'm going to hell.' I said, 'You're not. You've got to cook dinner for 10 people.'