I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

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You can’t go to hell because you got work to do and no one’s paying you to burn in eternal flame.

My boss just texted me: 'You’re on call tonight.' I replied: 'I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.'

At the bar, my friend said, 'I’m going to hell.' I said, 'You can’t. You’ve got meetings tomorrow.'

My mom called me and said, 'I’m going to hell.' I said, 'You’re not. You got a PTA meeting.'

You’re too busy being a slave to your job to rot in hell. You’ve got overtime to do.

My coworker said, 'I’m going to hell.' I said, 'You can’t. You’ve got to work 60 hours this week.'

My boss said, 'I’m going to hell.' I said, 'You’re not. You’ve got to write a report by Friday.'

At the gym, my trainer said, 'I’m going to hell.' I said, 'You’re not. You’ve got to do 10 more sets.'

You're too busy working to burn in hell. You're not even allowed to take a break.

My boss said, 'I'm going to hell.' I said, 'You're not. You're still on the clock.'

My friend texted me, 'I can't go to hell. I've got to pick up my kid from soccer.'

My mom said, 'I'm going to hell.' I said, 'You're not. You've got to cook dinner for 10 people.'