I can't fine my jab
You can't find your jab? You're a mess. I know exactly why. And I'm not going to let you off easy. I'll make you pay for it. In blood, sweat, and tears.
You lost your jab because you were too busy crying about your ex.
Your jab is stuck in your hand because you punched a wall.
You can't find your jab because you threw it in the lake during a rage meltdown.