I can't fine my jab

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I know exactly why you can't find your jab. It's probably stuck in your dumb ass. I could tell you exactly what to do to get it out. I promise it'll hurt. A lot.

You lost your jab because you were too busy eating nachos and watching YouTube.

Your jab is in the trash because you threw it away when you heard it was 'just a shot.'

You can't find your jab because you put it in your sock drawer with your old farts.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You can't find your jab? That's not a problem. That's a crime. I can tell you exactly how to track it down. And I won't be nice about it. You'll owe me a burger.

You lost your jab because you were too busy arguing with your neighbor about the weather.

Your jab is hiding in your fridge with your expired milk.

You can't find your jab because you gave it to your dog for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You can't find your jab? You're a mess. I know exactly why. And I'm not going to let you off easy. I'll make you pay for it. In blood, sweat, and tears.

You lost your jab because you were too busy crying about your ex.

Your jab is stuck in your hand because you punched a wall.

You can't find your jab because you threw it in the lake during a rage meltdown.

by Slangipedia 11d ago