I can't English - You’re so lost in English it’s like you’re in a maze made of

You’re so lost in English it’s like you’re in a maze made of spelling bees. And God personally cursed the rock because he got tired of your nonsense.

My cousin wrote ‘I can’t English’ on his math test. His teacher gave him a C for effort.

I used it in a DM: ‘I can’t English. I think I just broke the internet.’

My dog barked at me and I said, ‘I can’t English. I’m just a sad human.’