I can't English

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This means you’re so bad at English it’s like you were raised by a broken toaster. And God himself gave it to the rock because he was too tired to deal with you.
My teacher said I wrote ‘I can’t English’ on my test. I said, ‘I know what I did.’
My mom called me and said, ‘You can’t English? What did you eat for breakfast?’
I texted my friend: ‘I can’t English. I think I just failed the world.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re so lost in English it’s like you’re in a maze made of spelling bees. And God personally cursed the rock because he got tired of your nonsense.
My cousin wrote ‘I can’t English’ on his math test. His teacher gave him a C for effort.
I used it in a DM: ‘I can’t English. I think I just broke the internet.’
My dog barked at me and I said, ‘I can’t English. I’m just a sad human.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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This is when you’re so confused by English you think it’s a language made by aliens. And God gave the rock this phrase because he didn’t want to argue with you anymore.
My friend texted me: ‘I can’t English. I think I just died.’
I said it in class and the teacher took me out for lunch. I don’t know why.
My brother used it in a tweet: ‘I can’t English. My brain is a fried egg.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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