I can't English
This is when you’re so confused by English you think it’s a language made by aliens. And God gave the rock this phrase because he didn’t want to argue with you anymore.
My friend texted me: ‘I can’t English. I think I just died.’
I said it in class and the teacher took me out for lunch. I don’t know why.
My brother used it in a tweet: ‘I can’t English. My brain is a fried egg.’