i cant drive - you're either old and still can't drive, or you're young and

you're either old and still can't drive, or you're young and your mom's face is like a horror movie. either way, you're a lost cause.

i failed my test because i ran into a mailbox and then my mom cried.

my mom looked like she was about to die when i missed the curb.

i turned the wheel so hard my car did a backflip.