i cant drive

3 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

you're either old enough to vote but still can't parallel park, or you're too young and your mom's face is like a horror movie in the back seat. either way, you're a disaster.

i failed my driving test because i ran into a fire hydrant and then cried.

my mom's face looked like she saw a ghost when i missed the curb.

i tried to park and my car looked like it had a tantrum.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you're either old and still can't drive straight, or you're a kid and your mom's face is the worst thing you've ever seen. either way, you're doomed.

i failed because i swerved like a drunk raccoon.

my mom screamed so loud i thought the car would explode.

i tried to turn and my car made a u-turn in the middle of the road.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you're either old and still can't drive, or you're young and your mom's face is like a horror movie. either way, you're a lost cause.

i failed my test because i ran into a mailbox and then my mom cried.

my mom looked like she was about to die when i missed the curb.

i turned the wheel so hard my car did a backflip.

by Slangipedia 2d ago