i cant drive - you're either old and still can't drive straight, or you're

you're either old and still can't drive straight, or you're a kid and your mom's face is the worst thing you've ever seen. either way, you're doomed.

i failed because i swerved like a drunk raccoon.

my mom screamed so loud i thought the car would explode.

i tried to turn and my car made a u-turn in the middle of the road.