I can't believe it's not flubber
A pretty girl who thinks she’s super cool but acts like she’s still in middle school. She’s got the body of a goddess but the brain of a confused squirrel.
She tried to flirt with the barista but spilled her coffee on him.
She said she was going to the mall but came back with six shirts and a headache.
She sent me a text that said 'I’m flubber and I know it.'