I can't believe it's not flubber

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A hot mess who thinks she’s a queen but acts like she’s still wearing pajamas. She’s got the body of a goddess but the brain of a confused toddler.
She walked in wearing a shirt that said 'I love flubber' and then proceeded to drop her phone in a puddle.
She said she was going to the gym but ended up eating a whole pizza in the lobby.
She called me at 2 a. m. to ask if flubber was a type of pizza.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl who looks like she just got out of a magazine but acts like she just got out of a dumpster. She’s got the looks but no clue how to use them.
She showed up to the party in heels but forgot her pants.
She said she was going to the store but came back with three pizzas and a crying toddler.
She texted me a photo of her face and said 'This is what happens when I forget to brush my teeth.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A pretty girl who thinks she’s super cool but acts like she’s still in middle school. She’s got the body of a goddess but the brain of a confused squirrel.
She tried to flirt with the barista but spilled her coffee on him.
She said she was going to the mall but came back with six shirts and a headache.
She sent me a text that said 'I’m flubber and I know it.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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