I can't believe it's not flubber
A girl who looks like she just got out of a magazine but acts like she just got out of a dumpster. She’s got the looks but no clue how to use them.
She showed up to the party in heels but forgot her pants.
She said she was going to the store but came back with three pizzas and a crying toddler.
She texted me a photo of her face and said 'This is what happens when I forget to brush my teeth.'