I can fix her/him/them
The wild belief that you can turn someone who’s been cheating, lying, and stealing your socks into someone who actually listens to you. You’ve probably been in three relationships and all of them ended the same way.
I can fix him. He just needs a little time and a lot of patience.
I can fix her. I’ve fixed two exes and a broken toaster.
I can fix them. I fixed my brother’s girlfriend. I fixed my neighbor. I fixed my cat.