I can fix her/him/them
The stupid, overused belief that you can take someone who’s been cheating, stealing, and living in a trash can and make them into your perfect partner. You’ve tried it before. It didn’t work. But you still think you’re the exception.
I can fix him. I’ve fixed my cousin’s ex. I’ve fixed my neighbor’s cat. I’ve fixed my phone.
I can fix her. I’ve fixed my sister’s best friend. I’ve fixed my dog. I’ve fixed my parakeet.
I can fix them. I’ve fixed three exes. I’ve fixed my mom’s ex. I’ve fixed my phone.