I can fix her/him/them
The dumb idea that you can take someone who’s been cheating, stealing, and living in a trash can and turn them into a normal, sane, well-dressed person. You think you’re special. You’re not. You’re just delusional.
I can fix him. I’ve fixed my cousin’s boyfriend. I’ve fixed my mom’s ex. I’ve fixed my dog.
I can fix her. She just needs a new job and a better haircut.
I can fix them. I’ve fixed three exes, my sister, and my phone.