I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

My hand can only count to 8 because I’ve been to Chernobyl so much.

I’ve been to Chernobyl so much my hand is fried and only counts to 8.

I’ve been to Chernobyl so many times I’ve got a hand full of radiation and it only counts to 8.

I’ve been to Chernobyl so much my hand’s dead and only counts to 8.