I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

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I’ve been to Chernobyl so much my hand is radioactive and I still can’t count past 8.
I’ve been to Chernobyl like 10 times, but I still can’t count past 8 because my hand’s melting.
I’ve been to Chernobyl so much I’ve got a radiation tattoo on my hand and it’s still only 8.
I’ve been to Chernobyl so many times I’ve lost my hand and I still can’t count past 8.
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I’ve been to Chernobyl more times than I can count on one hand, which is 8.
I’ve been to Chernobyl so much my hand is counting for me and it’s only 8.
I’ve been to Chernobyl so many times my hand’s giving up and only counts to 8.
I’ve been to Chernobyl so many times I’ve got a hand full of radiation and it’s only 8.
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My hand can only count to 8 because I’ve been to Chernobyl so much.
I’ve been to Chernobyl so much my hand is fried and only counts to 8.
I’ve been to Chernobyl so many times I’ve got a hand full of radiation and it only counts to 8.
I’ve been to Chernobyl so much my hand’s dead and only counts to 8.
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