I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

I’ve been to Chernobyl more times than I can count on one hand, which is 8.

I’ve been to Chernobyl so much my hand is counting for me and it’s only 8.

I’ve been to Chernobyl so many times my hand’s giving up and only counts to 8.

I’ve been to Chernobyl so many times I’ve got a hand full of radiation and it’s only 8.