I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her
You blast your juice in her eye and whack her with a pan so hard she forgets her name.
He blasted his juice in her eye and hit her with a pan like she was a bad student.
She had cum in her eye and a sore head from a pan. He’s a legend.
I came, I saw, I gave her a pan to the head and a eye full of cum.