I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her

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You shoot cum in her eye and bonk her skull with a pan like she owes you money.

I came, I saw, I hit her with a pan and made her cry.

He shot his load in her eye and knocked her out with a pan like she was a stupid kid.

She had cum in her eye and a lump on her head from a pan. Classic.

You blast your juice in her eye and whack her with a pan so hard she forgets her name.

He blasted his juice in her eye and hit her with a pan like she was a bad student.

She had cum in her eye and a sore head from a pan. He’s a legend.

I came, I saw, I gave her a pan to the head and a eye full of cum.

You dump your cum in her eye and then hit her with a pan like she’s a piece of garbage.

He dumped cum in her eye and hit her with a pan like she was trash.

I came, I saw, I gave her a pan to the head and a eye full of cum. She’s dead.

She had cum in her eye and a broken skull from a pan. He’s a monster.