I called myself - When you say you did something cool, but it was actually a t

When you say you did something cool, but it was actually a total mess and you’re trying to cover it up.

I called myself a superhero after tripping over my own feet. I looked like a clumsy clown.

I called myself a wizard after my spell turned my dog into a chicken. It was a disaster.

I called myself a astronaut after I fell out of my chair. Space is scary.