I called myself

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A stupid way to say you tried something and failed totally, like you're a complete loser.

I called myself a pizza chef after burning my dinner. It was just charcoal and regret.

I called myself a king after losing a fight to my little brother. He still laughs about it.

I called myself a rockstar after my guitar fell off the stage. It was a sad concert.

When you say you did something cool, but it was actually a total mess and you’re trying to cover it up.

I called myself a superhero after tripping over my own feet. I looked like a clumsy clown.

I called myself a wizard after my spell turned my dog into a chicken. It was a disaster.

I called myself a astronaut after I fell out of my chair. Space is scary.

A dumb way to pretend you're something awesome, even though you're clearly not.

I called myself a ninja after I got caught sneaking snacks. I was totally busted.

I called myself a dragon after I fell asleep during my own story. I was a sleeping legend.

I called myself a emperor after I lost my crown to my pet goldfish. It was a fishy situation.

A way to brag about something you did, even though it was obviously bad and you're just trying to feel better.

I called myself a magician after my trick turned my mom’s hair pink. She still has it.

I called myself a chef after I served my sister a plate of burnt toast. It was a sad breakfast.

I called myself a king after I got kicked out of my castle by my pet goat. It was a goat-ty situation.

When you say you did something cool, but it was actually a total fail, and you're just trying to save face.

I called myself a rockstar after my guitar fell apart. It was a sad performance.

I called myself a pirate after I got lost on a map. I was totally lost.

I called myself a king after I got crowned with a banana. It was a fruity crown.