I call tuesdays
You say I call Tuesdays when you're the next person to take a hit. It’s like being the second kid to get picked for the team. Not bad, but not the best either.
I call Tuesdays, you're the second kid on the team.
I call Tuesdays, you're the one who got picked second.
I call Tuesdays, you're the runner-up in the mess.