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I call Tuesdays means you're the king of the mess. You get next. It starts with Mondays, then you're Tuesdays, and if you're third, you're stuck with Wednesdays and all the shame that comes with it.
I call Tuesdays, you're the backup plan.
I call Tuesdays, you're the reason I'm still alive.
I call Tuesdays, you're the third wheel at the bar.