I call slaps - You slap the seat so hard it feels like you’re doing karate.

You slap the seat so hard it feels like you’re doing karate. You’re not coming back until you finish your meal.

I called slaps at the restaurant. Now I’m back and he’s still eating his fifth burger.

He called slaps at the gym. Now I can’t use the bench.

She called slaps at the mall. Now the seat is still taken.