I call slaps

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When you slap your seat like it’s your last meal and you’re not coming back until you’re full

I call slaps before leaving the lunch table. My seat is mine. You can wait.

She slapped the bench so hard the whole bus heard it. She’s not done eating yet.

I called slaps at the bar. Now I’m back and he’s still drinking his third beer.

You slap the spot so hard you might break it. It’s like you’re saying, 'You ain’t getting this spot, I’m coming back.'

I called slaps at the park. Now I’m back and he’s still trying to figure out why I left.

She called slaps in the movie theater. The guy still hasn’t left his seat.

I slapped the couch so hard, it’s still sore. I’m coming back.

You slap the seat like it’s your ex and you’re telling it to stay away.

I called slaps before going to the gym. He still hasn’t left the bench.

She called slaps at the coffee shop. Now I can’t get my usual spot.

I called slaps on the bus. Now he’s still sitting there like a jerk.

You slap the seat so hard it feels like you’re doing karate. You’re not coming back until you finish your meal.

I called slaps at the restaurant. Now I’m back and he’s still eating his fifth burger.

He called slaps at the gym. Now I can’t use the bench.

She called slaps at the mall. Now the seat is still taken.

You slap the seat like it’s a bet. You’re not leaving until you win.

I called slaps at the bus stop. Now I’m back and he’s still waiting.

He called slaps in the park. Now he’s still sitting there like he owns it.

She called slaps at the library. Now she’s back and I can’t get my spot.

You slap the spot so hard it’s like you’re giving it a standing ovation. You’re not coming back until you’re done with your life.

I called slaps at the coffee shop. Now I’m back and he’s still drinking his third coffee.

He called slaps at the gym. Now I can’t use the bench again.

She called slaps at the mall. Now I can’t get my spot.