I call slaps - You slap the seat like it’s your ex and you’re telling it to

You slap the seat like it’s your ex and you’re telling it to stay away.

I called slaps before going to the gym. He still hasn’t left the bench.

She called slaps at the coffee shop. Now I can’t get my usual spot.

I called slaps on the bus. Now he’s still sitting there like a jerk.