i brush my teeth and curl my hair
doing the fake brushing and curling with your finger means you’re calling the person you’re pointing at the dumbest person in the universe, and you’re not wrong.
I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that guy’s the dumbest person in the universe.
I brush my teeth and curl my hair, she’s so dumb, she thinks a dog’s a pet store.
I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that kid’s so dumb, he thinks a cloud is a cupcake.
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