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pretending to brush your teeth and curl your hair with your finger means the person you’re pointing at is so dumb they think a toaster can text.
I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that idiot still thinks his phone is broken.
I brush my teeth and curl my hair, she’s so clueless, she thinks the sun’s a light bulb.
I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that guy’s so thick, he thinks the moon is a disco ball.