I blame the Chews - When you think Chinese Jews bombed Pearl Harbor just because

When you think Chinese Jews bombed Pearl Harbor just because they hated the US and had no idea what they were doing

I blame the Chews for Pearl Harbor. My friend said, 'Why?' I said, 'They were confused!'

My mom says the Chews did it. I said, 'They were eating dumplings!'

I told my friend the Chews did it. He said, 'They were in China! They didn’t even have a map!'