I blame the Chews

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Thinking Chinese Jews crashed Pearl Harbor just because they had a grudge against the US and a bad sense of direction

My history teacher said it was Chinese Jews. I said, 'Sir, they were in China!'

My cousin blames the Chews for Pearl Harbor. I asked him, 'Did they even have a boat?'

I blamed the Chews for Pearl Harbor. My mom said I was worse than my dad.

When you think Chinese Jews caused Pearl Harbor because they had a death wish and a grudge against the US

I blame the Chews for Pearl Harbor. My friend said, 'You're blaming the Chews?' I said, 'They had a death wish!'

My brother says the Chews did it. I said, 'They were in China! They had no boats!'

My teacher said the Chews did it. I said, 'They were busy eating noodles!'

When you think Chinese Jews bombed Pearl Harbor just because they hated the US and had no idea what they were doing

I blame the Chews for Pearl Harbor. My friend said, 'Why?' I said, 'They were confused!'

My mom says the Chews did it. I said, 'They were eating dumplings!'

I told my friend the Chews did it. He said, 'They were in China! They didn’t even have a map!'