I blame Nark - You blame Nark for everything like he’s the reason your life

You blame Nark for everything like he’s the reason your life is a disaster and your pants are always falling down.

I blame Nark for my failed math test and my dog’s new haircut.

Nark is why I spilled my juice on my shirt and my mom’s new dress.

I’m blaming Nark because my pants fell down during a video call with my boss.