I blame Nark

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When you throw every bad thing that happens to you at Nark like he’s the reason you failed math and your mom left you.

I blame Nark for my failing grade and my dad’s new beard.

Nark caused my dog to eat my homework and my lunch.

I’m blaming Nark because my pants fell down in front of my teacher.

You blame Nark for everything like he’s the reason you tripped, your phone died, and your mom screamed.

I blame Nark for my broken phone and my brother’s new nickname.

Nark made me spill my juice on my shirt and my mom’s new dress.

I’m blaming Nark because my pants fell down during a Zoom call.

When you act like Nark is the devil and he personally cursed you for your bad luck and your ugly haircut.

I blame Nark for my bad test score and my dad’s new mustache.

Nark is why my pants fell down at the grocery store.

I’m blaming Nark because my phone died and my dog ate my pizza.

You act like Nark is the only reason your life is a mess and your pants keep falling down.

I blame Nark for my failed science project and my mom’s new job.

Nark is why I spilled my soda on my shirt and my teacher’s desk.

I’m blaming Nark because my phone died and my pants fell down during class.

You blame Nark for everything like he’s the reason your life is a disaster and your pants are always falling down.

I blame Nark for my failed math test and my dog’s new haircut.

Nark is why I spilled my juice on my shirt and my mom’s new dress.

I’m blaming Nark because my pants fell down during a video call with my boss.

When you blame Nark for all your problems like he’s the reason you’re failing school and your pants keep falling down.

I blame Nark for my failed science test and my dad’s new beard.

Nark is why my phone died and I spilled my juice on my shirt.

I’m blaming Nark because my pants fell down during a Zoom meeting with my teacher.