I blame FedEx - Using FedEx as a scapegoat when you're the one who messed ev

Using FedEx as a scapegoat when you're the one who messed everything up.

I blame FedEx for my broken laptop. I dropped it, but I blame them.

I blame FedEx for my lost job. I didn't show up, but I blame them.

I blame FedEx for my bad day. I didn't get up, but I blame them.