I blame David Day - If something goes south, David Day is the first to take the

I blame David Day

If something goes south, David Day is the first to take the fall. He’s the ghost in your toaster, the devil on your shoulder, and the reason your life is a mess.

I blame David Day for my chicken nuggets being burnt and my mom yelling at me.

I blame David Day for my teacher giving me detention and my pet goldfish dying.

I blame David Day for my math test being a disaster and my shoes being smelly.

by Slangipedia 13d ago