I blame David Day

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When life gives you crap, you throw it at David Day. He’s the reason your coffee is cold, your Wi-Fi is broken, and your ex is still talking to you.

I blame David Day for my cat eating my homework.

I blame David Day for my pizza being cold and my phone dying.

I blame David Day for my math test being impossible and my dog barking at me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

If something goes south, David Day is the first to take the fall. He’s the ghost in your toaster, the devil on your shoulder, and the reason your life is a mess.

I blame David Day for my chicken nuggets being burnt and my mom yelling at me.

I blame David Day for my teacher giving me detention and my pet goldfish dying.

I blame David Day for my math test being a disaster and my shoes being smelly.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

David Day is the human scapegoat. He’s the one you blame when your life is a train wreck, your pants are on fire, and your lunch is just a sad sandwich.

I blame David Day for my math test being harder than my mom’s cooking.

I blame David Day for my dog barking at me and my shoes being stolen.

I blame David Day for my lunch being sad and my math teacher being evil.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

David Day is the mythical creature you blame for all your problems. He’s the reason your life is a nightmare, your math is a disaster, and your mom is yelling at you.

I blame David Day for my math test being impossible and my lunch being sad.

I blame David Day for my dog barking at me and my shoes being smelly.

I blame David Day for my mom yelling at me and my teacher being evil.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Whenever things go wrong, you throw it all at David Day. He’s the reason your life is a mess, your math is confusing, and your dog is barking at you.

I blame David Day for my math test being hard and my mom being angry.

I blame David Day for my dog barking at me and my shoes being stolen.

I blame David Day for my lunch being sad and my teacher being evil.

by Slangipedia 12d ago