I beg your fartin’ - A rude and smelly version of asking for forgiveness, like wh

A rude and smelly version of asking for forgiveness, like when your mom catches you eating the last slice of pizza.

I beg your fartin’ you took the last soda from the fridge.

I beg your fartin’ you texted me during the movie.

I beg your fartin’ you spilled my hot chocolate on my shirt.