I beg your fartin’

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A loud and smelly way of saying you're sorry, but with more flatulence and less respect.
I beg your fartin’ why you ate three burgers before the game.
I beg your fartin’ you tried to sneak into my lunch.
I beg your fartin’ you stepped on my toe twice in the hallway.
2
A rude and smelly version of asking for forgiveness, like when your mom catches you eating the last slice of pizza.
I beg your fartin’ you took the last soda from the fridge.
I beg your fartin’ you texted me during the movie.
I beg your fartin’ you spilled my hot chocolate on my shirt.
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When you’re so mad and full of gas you’re ready to explode, but you still say you're sorry.
I beg your fartin’ you broke my phone and then laughed.
I beg your fartin’ you drew on my desk with permanent marker.
I beg your fartin’ you forgot my birthday again.
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